Ahh Clock Day a stat whore's favorite day of the year. This year I stayed up all day for Clock Day with only taking a couple quick naps 1 hour each and an estimated 35 points missed. I got a total of 826 B/P points with one being a blam point, lol a blam point of Clock day.

Also if anyone wants an invite to lockerz.com send me a PM with your e-mail or a throwaway e-mail from mailinator, you can change the e-mail linked to the account after you sign up. I'll hopefully be able to access my account soon and send anyone who wants one an invite.

Pic or it didn't happen

You know the rules ... and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm ... thinkin' of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you ... understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other ... for so long
Your heart's been aching, but ... you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been goin' on
We know the game and we're ... gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too ... blind to see

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Oooooooooh ... give you up
Oooooooooh ... give you up

Never gonna give never gonna give
Give you up
Never gonna give never gonna give
Give you up

We've known each other ... for so long
Your heart's been aching, but ... you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been goin' on
We know the game and we're ... gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you ... understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FOR HEAVEN. TODAY BILLY MAYS DIES AT THE AGE OF 50. HE WAS THE BEST PITCHMAN IN THE HISTORY OF PITCHMEN. WHEN BILLY MAYS PITCHED SOMETHING TO YOU, YOU BOUGHT HIS PRODUCT. WITH THE LOSS OF THIS LEGEND THE WORLD OF PITCHING WILL NEVER BE THE SAME. HE SHALL BE MISSED BY MANY.
I SHALL POST WITH ALL CAPS THIS WEEK IN HONOR OF THE PASSING OF THIS LEGENDARY PITCHMAN.

THE LEGEND, THE GOD, THE BILLY MAYS

The Chicago Blackhawks just eliminated the Vancouver Canucks. Now it's on too, odds are, Detroit to Eliminate the Red Wings then it's off to play for the Stanley Cup.

Go Blackhawks.

Happy Pico Day to everyone and a Happy Birthday to Tom. Here's hoping to see Pico 2 today.

You must post ITT if you see this message :3

A way to draw people to my user page. I won't be an ass and put a link in my sig that says FREE PORN!!!11!!1!onehundredeleven.

I don't know may be poetry:

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who had a dick so long he could suck it
He rubbed his chin and thought with a grin
"If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it!"

Yes? No? I don't know, fuck it.

I'm tired of people saying,
"Please don't blam my flash, if it sucks just say it sucks in the reviews."
If I think it sucks I blam it. And Im tired of people saying
"Don't blam I'm only 10!"(or insert other young age here.)

Well if you are under 13 I have bad news for you. You are breaking the terms of use and your account is eligible for deletion.

A quote from the Terms of Use.

"In any case, you affirm that you are over the age of 13, as the Newgrounds Website is not intended for children under 13. If you are under 13 years of age, then please leave Newgrounds immediately."

So underage kids please GTFO.

We can get back to normal and actually post on the rice patty er I mean BBS.

I have to say I do miss the slanty eyed fiac.

I thank you for taking over and cleaning up this site, it needed it.

ALL HAIL THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF CHINA!